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10:56am 17/01/2005
 
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A drunkin Dubaya!   
01:57pm 24/09/2004
 
mood: amused
This is amateur video of Georgie drunk.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/georgewbushdrunk.wmv
 
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Goodbye Baby Allie.   
01:31pm 14/09/2004
 
mood: sad
Allie passed away at 11:05 last night. She's not suffering anymore. Please say a prayer for her and her family.

http://www.scotthousehold.com

 
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There are worse things in the world than your petty "problems"   
12:27am 09/09/2004
 
mood: depressed
http://www.scotthousehold.com
 
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A peance freance   
12:20am 09/09/2004
 
mood: amused
http://www.kaicurryservices.com/peacecandy/gwbush/dishonestdubya/
 
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02:39am 05/09/2004
  *Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the
mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

*Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away
from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

*The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

*No paper can be folded in HALF more than 7 times.

*Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

*You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

*The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

*The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

*A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

*American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each
salad served in first-class.

*Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

*Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

*The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

*Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

*The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

*Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike
factory workers in Malaysia combined.

*All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen
wearing them in public.

*Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

*Pearls melt in vinegar.

*Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married.

*The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and
Budweiser, in that order.

*Itis possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

*A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

*The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the
engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground* floor
and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
(really???)

*Turtles can breathe through their butts.

*Butterflies taste with their feet.

*On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

*Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

*Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

*Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

*Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

*It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

* The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight
of all the books that would occupy the building.

*A snail can sleep for three years.

*No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

*Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

*Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never
stop growing. SCARY!!!

*The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

*All polar bears are left handed.

*In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including
their eyebrows and eyelashes.

*An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

*TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on
one row of the keyboard.

*"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

*If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33.* She would
stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent
Roberts.

*A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

*The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

*Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

*Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.

*Executioners swab the person's arm before they inject a prisoner with a
lethal injection.* Why?
 
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2:15 AM and I'm bored.   
02:15am 05/09/2004
 
mood: tired
I should be asleep. But we never are! Aria's going to wake up in like 7 hours. Urghhh. Me and Arian have both turned into insomniacs lately. I'm exhausted in the mornings from all of this staying up late. Oh well.

We brought Aria to the Spencer Fair today. It was neat. I hadn't been there since my Papa died. It was kinda bittersweet actually Really made me miss Papa and hate that he's not here to see her. But it was awesome to take my baby there. We also bought her a wicked cute dress. She's gunna wear it tomrrow. It looks like a little hippie dress! So cute!

She would NOT sleep tonight. She was tired, but just wouldn't go to sleep. Everytime we laid down she wanted to laugh and jump around. Brendan and Ryan are over here tonight. I swear she stayed up because she knew they were coming, LoL.

She is RUNNING around now. Not just walking, we're running. And getting into EVERYTHING! The maddness! It's so cute tho. She's just an itty bitty lil thing running around, haha. I can't believe how fast she walked. I miss crawling now though :(

I'm going to drag Arian into bed now. We're going to regret this in the morning! As usual.

Walking around in her "business woman" outfit:


Loving on her favorite doll:
 
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"Mama, where do babies come from?"   
01:45am 05/09/2004
  Well, baby, when a man and a woman love each other, they get married. They have a wedding and go back to a hotel room to make a baby.

The Mama is so excited she can't wait to get her new husband into the hotel room.


But unfortunately, the Daddy is too tired. You see, he had a long night at the wedding and way too much alcohol. Someday we'll talk about what too much alcohol does to a man's baby making abilities.


But the Mama is just so excited and can't wait to make a baby!


What else can she do but grab the Daddy and make him give her a baby?


So, through love, and some pinching, a baby is made! But the Daddy is so tired! He just did A LOT of work!



2 weeks later, they found out that the Mommy has a baby in her belly! Right now the baby is only this big.


Daddy is so exctied!


But as every good thing must end, after the baby is born the Mama leaves the Daddy.


Daddy is very sad.


Now the Daddy is alone to raise his baby. While the bitch he never loved to begin with is out whorring it up across the whole town.


Now that, my baby, is the miracle of life.
 
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Regarding Jon's post.   
11:37pm 02/09/2004
 
mood: anxious
I feel like that A LOT too. Not as much since I've had Aria, but still sometimes. Before I had her, it was like "this person has that....that person has..." and I didn't have anything. Heck, I was just a cashier at Price Chopper too! LOL

I still feel like that sometimes. I feel like people say "Look at her...she doesn't work, doesn't go to school..." And those are the people who don't know how hard it is to be a mother. But you know what? Too bad! I want to STAY HOME. I don't want to work. I don't have the ambition to go to school. I don't even want to. I don't need it. I want to be a MOTHER. I'm not any less than anyone else. I'm a GOOD mother. I don't want to be rich, I don't want to have a college diploma. I just want to be a mom and a wife. Is that so hard to understand?

School isn't everything. NOT AT ALL. You just gotta do whatever makes you happy.

I guess I needed to vent too, LOL.
 
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09:43pm 29/08/2004
 
mood: bored
What are your layers?

LAYER ONE:

-- Name: Amie
-- First breath: 1/29/83
-- Birthplace: Worcester, MA
-- Hometown: Worcester
-- Current Location: Sterling, MA
-- Eye Color: Blue
-- Hair Color: Blonde
-- Height: 5'0"
-- Weight: 107
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

LAYER TWO :

-- Your heritage: French and Irish
-- The shoes you wore today: Brown flip flops
-- Your weakness: Aria's smile
-- Your fears: Something bad happening to Aria or Arian.
-- Your perfect pizza: Broccoli
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Raise my children to be happy, respectful, smart adults!

LAYER THREE:

-- Your most overused phrase: "I see you baby" to Aria
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Go back to sleep baby!
-- Your best physical feature: My legs, I guess.
-- Your bedtime: Whenever
-- Your most missed memory: Being with my friend Jess all the time.

LAYER FOUR:

-- Pepsi or Coke: Coke
-- McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's
-- Tea or Coffee: Neither
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate

LAYER FIVE:

-- Smoke: Nope
-- Sing: Yeah, but I'm not good.
-- Liked high school: Parts of it
-- Married or single: Married
-- Believe in yourself: Yes
-- Get motion sickness: No
-- Think you're attractive: Somewhat
-- Think you're a health freak: Somewhat
-- Get along with your parents: Yeah
-- Like thunderstorms: NO!
-- Play an instrument: No

LAYER SIX:

In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: I might have. Don't remember.
-- Smoked: No
-- Done a drug: No
-- Had sex: Yes
-- Gone to the mall: Probably
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No
-- Eaten sushi: No
-- Dyed your hair: Yes

LAYER SEVEN:

Ever...
-- Played a game that involved the removing of clothes: No
-- If so, was it mixed company:
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: No
-- Been caught "doing something": Nope
-- Gotten beaten up: No
-- Shoplifted: Nope
-- Changed who you were to fit in: NO!

LAYER EIGHT:

-- Age you hope to be married: I was 19
-- Numbers and Names of children: Aria
-- How do you want to die: Peacefully at a very old age!
-- Where you went to College: Worcester State for a whole semester
-- What country would you most like to visit: Greece, so I can meet my in laws!

LAYER NINE:

The superficial files...
-- Best eye color? Blue
-- Best hair color? Blonde
-- Short or long hair: Short for guys, long for girls
-- Height: 6'2" for men
-- Best weight: I dunno....180?

LAYER TEN:

-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 0
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 4 or 5 maybe
-- Number of cds that I own: A lot
-- Number of piercings: Just ears...my nose soon!
-- Number of tattoos: 2
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Quite a few
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: 0!
-- Number of scars: 2
 
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I don't get out much ;)   
06:19pm 12/03/2004
 
mood: bored
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(x) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(x) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(x) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(x) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(x) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(x) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(x) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(x) I NEVER HAVE PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE
(x) I NEVER HAVE EATEN SUSHI
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN SNOWBOARDING
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH MYSELF
(_) I NEVER HAVE MET A MOVIE STAR

TO PLAY I NEVER: PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD A "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN.
 
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Straight, but not narrow :)   
03:21pm 14/02/2004
 
mood: happy
      
Marriage is love.
 
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Random Thoughts   
04:37pm 10/02/2004
 
mood: mischievous
1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

3. I saw a woman wearing! a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

4. I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.

5. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

6. I live in my own little world. But it is OK. They know me here.

7. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

8. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

9. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

10. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and the idiot's.

11. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

12. I am a nobody, and nobody is ! perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

13. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

14. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

15. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

16. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

17. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

18. Every time I walk into a singles bar I! can hear Mom's wise words:?
"Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"
 
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Somebody said:   
04:34pm 10/02/2004
 
mood: annoyed
Somebody said a mother is an unskilled laborer . . .
Somebody never gave a squirmy infant a bath.


Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get
back to normal after you've had a baby . . .
Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, normal is history.


Somebody said a mother's job consists of wiping noses and changing diapers . .
Somebody doesn't know that a child is much more than the shell he lives in.


Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct . . .
Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.


Somebody said being a mother is boring . . .
Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.


Somebody said teachers, psychologists and pediatricians
know more about children than their mothers . . .
Somebody hasn't invested her heart in another human being.


Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out" . . .
Somebody thinks a child is like a bag of plaster of Paris that comes with
directions, a mold and a guarantee.


Somebody said being a mother is what you do in your spare time . . .
Somebody doesn't know that when you're a mother, you're a mother ALL the time.


Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices . . .
Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her
child wind up and hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.


Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother . . .
Somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.


Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first . . .
Somebody doesn't have five children.


Somebody said a mother can find all the answers
to her child-rearing questions in the books . . .
Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose.


Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery . . .
Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten.


Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes
closed and one hand tied behind her back . . .
Somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies.


Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married . . .
Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new
son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.


Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home . . .
Somebody never had grandchildren.


Somebody said being a mother is a side dish on the plate of life . . .
Somebody doesn't know what fills you up.


Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her . . .
Somebody isn't a mother.
 
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So Cute   
01:14pm 10/02/2004
 
mood: touched
Yesterday Aria was napping in my arms. And while she was sleeping she smiled so big and laughed. It was the most sweetest, cutest thing ever. She must have been having good dreams <3
 
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*Prayer for Arian*   
04:47pm 03/02/2004
 
mood: silly
Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

And Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,

I'll beat him to death.

AMEN


:)
 
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*For Aria*   
12:10am 24/11/2003
 
mood: sleepy
In my daughter's eyes I am a hero
I am strong and wise and I know no fear
But the truth is plain to see
She was sent to rescue me
I see who I wanna be
In my daughter's eyes

In my daughter's eyes everyone is equal
Darkness turns to light and the
world is at peace
This miracle God gave to me gives me
strength when I am weak
I find reason to believe
In my daughter's eyes

And when she wraps her hand
around my finger
Oh it puts a smile in my heart
Everything becomes a little clearer
I realize what life is all about

It's hangin' on when your heart
has had enough
It's giving more when you feel like giving up
I've seen the light
It's in my daugter's eyes

In my daughter's eyes I can see the future
A reflection of who I am and what will be
Though she'll grow and someday leave
Maybe raise a family
When I'm gone I hope you see how happy
she made me
For I'll be there
In my daughter's eyes
 
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93% Yay!   
02:59pm 06/11/2003
 
mood: anxious
I scored a 93% on the "are you fuckable?" Quizie! What about you?</b>
 
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*Heaven*   
03:54pm 15/10/2003
 
mood: cranky
You don't need no friends
get back your faith again
you have the power to believe
another dissident
take back your evidence
it has no power to deceive

I'll believe it when I see it, for myself

I don't need no one to tell me about heaven
I look at my daughter, and I believe.
I don't need no proof when it comes to God and truth
I can see the sunset and I perceive

I sit with them all night
everything they say is right
but in the morning they were wrong
I'll be right by your side
come hell or water high
down any road you choose to roam

I'll believe it when I see it for myself

I don't need no one to tell me about heaven
I look at my daughter, and I believe.
I don't need no proof when it comes to God and truth
I can see the sunset and I perceive, yeah

darling, I believe, Oh Lord
sometimes it's hard to breathe, Lord
at the bottom of the sea, yeah yeah

I'll believe it when I see it for myself

I don't need no one to tell me about heaven
I look at my daughter, and I believe.
I don't need no proof when it comes to God and truth
I can see the sunset and I perceive

I don't need no one to tell me about heaven
I look at my daughter, and I believe.
I don't need no proof when it comes to God and truth
I can see the sunset
I can see the sunset
I can see the sunset
I don't need no one
Ohhhh
I don't need no one
I don't need no one
I don't need no one
To tell me about heaven
I believe
I believe it, yeah
 
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*Stolen*   
10:40pm 10/10/2003
 
mood: mischievous
Major events since the Sox last won the World Series:

-Halley's comet passed Earth...twice.
-We landed on the moon
-Radio and T.V were invented
-Flagpoles were erected on the Fenway Park roof to hold all of the team's future World Series pennants. They have since rusted and been taken down.
-15 presidents were elected
-Alaska, Arizona, Hawaii, Oklahoma, and New Mexico were admitted to the Union.
-Women got the right to vote
-George Burns celebrated his 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, and 100th birthdays.
-World war I, world war II, Korea, Vietnam, the 2 Gulf wars
-The NBA and NHL were formed, and Boston teams won championships in both leagues.
 
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